Committee gets simple solution for terrorism
"Shut the door!" barked Old Sievert as the cold northwest wind whipped past Holger Danske who was entering the community hall for an emergency meeting of the Homeland Security Committee. (A frost had just destroyed most of the pumpkins, making the townspeople very cranky.) Offended, Holger slammed the door twice and then kicked it with his thrift store iron-toed shoes.
With a "hey! listen up," Chairperson Ork Dorken called the meeting to order with a grim announcement.
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