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Garvey goes AWOL as town fights terrorism, reacting under color of the law

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"I escaped from being kidnapped and I'm ready to give my September 11th report," announced Chief Alert Officer Garvey Erfald as he burst dramatically into the quarterly meeting of the Community Homeland Security Committee. The town's assembled 14 electors were shocked to see him.  

"Where've you been for a month?" Holger Danske asked bluntly. "I was defending my post on the dump ground road for two days waiting for the all-clear and heard nothing."

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