Homeland Committee goes for Merry Christmas
"Holy smoke!" exclaimed Einar Stamstead as the last of the Community Homeland Security Committee filed into the chilly Western Bohemian Lodge hall, barely warmed by one vintage wood-burning stove installed in 1913 by the original owners. "We haven't done one official thing to get this town decorated for Christmas."
"We can't do anything," responded Madeleine Morgan. "We're the government and the government can't do Christmas."
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