Homeland Committee tackles the postal service
"They're cutting off our mail," roared Einar Stamstad as he tore through the door of the community hall where the Homeland Security Committee was about to dole out garden space for the big 2011 rutabaga contest.
"They're closing post offices and abolishing mail routes all over North Dakota," Einar added breathlessly as he folded on a steel chair. "That's more important than rutabaga contests."
"Don't panic!" advised Little Jimmy. "They're just holding hearings."
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