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Omdahl: Homeland Committee has hot meeting on cold day

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“Nobody in her right mind would call a meeting in January even if it was declared a crisis,” grumbled Madeleine Morgan as she shuffled into the community hall along with the town’s 12 other electors for a special session of the Homeland Security Committee.

(The 14th elector, Little Jimmy, the perennial online college student, was gone to Fairbanks for a practicum on polar bears.)

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