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Omdahl: 'White Supremes' endanger community 'Heritage House'

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“Meeting again!” grumbled Holger Danske who interrupted his sauerkraut processing to attend this crisis meeting of the Homeland Security Committee. He had a fabulous cabbage crop and wanted to get it in the 20-gallon crocks while it was still fresh.

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Other town electors echoed Holger’s angst as they trekked into the community hall in the middle of garden cleanup.

Chairperson Ork Dorken rapped his Coke bottle for attention. The murmuring stopped.

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