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Playing baseball in splendiferous field, who cares about the weather?

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"Come on, team, let's show these fans that we appreciate Splendiferous Field where we can experience the wonder of Minnesota outdoors," Coach Veggieburg thundered cheerfully to his shivering players huddled in the dugout as the cold rain pelted the base paths. 

"We have to sweep these guys to prove we have the best team and the best ballpark in the majors," he continued. He looked around for the team mascot.  "Where's that bear? We need him out there firing up the crowd."

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