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"Okay, what's this meeting all about?" grumped Einar Stamstead as he joined the other town electors in the community hall for a special meeting of the Homeland Security Committee. "We need to be gardening as long as the warning flag is orange."


"Well, we'll be on warning red if the President has his way," prophesied Madeleine Morgan.

Chairman Ork Dorken rapped the table for order with an old Coke bottle.

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