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Committee considers ban on rump-kicking, in light of oil crisis

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"Okay, what's this meeting all about?" grumped Einar Stamstead as he joined the other town electors in the community hall for a special meeting of the Homeland Security Committee. "We need to be gardening as long as the warning flag is orange."

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"Well, we'll be on warning red if the President has his way," prophesied Madeleine Morgan.

Chairman Ork Dorken rapped the table for order with an old Coke bottle.

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