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Committee joins ghost towns of North Dakota

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"The mayor says he can't balance the budget with the expense of the community hall on his back," announced Homeland Security Committee Chairman Ork Dorken to the town citizenry assembling in the building doomed by the mayor. "If we don't support ourselves, he's going to abolish the committee, shut out the lights and lock the door."

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